An Autopsy In Session
YVONNE TINOCO. EIGHTEEN. JUNE 17 '96. HEAVY METAL IS GREAT... OH & I LOVE MONET.


Pre BUD Formals selfie ๐ŸŽŠ
"When there’s nothing else to do, and you look good…. take a selfie" inspiring words to live by ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Hey guys! Meet my twin @jackie_burritos ! Met her at Exumer last night…. hahaha, it was pretty insane ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ
Met my twin at Exumer last night. Say hello to @jackie_burritos hahaha.

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who wonโ€™t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who wonโ€™t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who wonโ€™t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who wonโ€™t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

Goin to any good upcoming concerts?
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Anonymous

Knotfest, OF carnival, and Priest, maybe Slayer….. Most likely slayer… Haha

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think thatโ€™s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

jaylovessammie:

Omg well done